A man seeking to join a Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six ACLU lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"So much for the attitude test," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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I mean...damn. You know you can't eat rabbit killed in the summer months. Don't even joke about it.
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