I love being in the rock'n'roll world. Let me give you some words of wisdom from some of my (much more famous and rich) rock brethren. They're so profound, they're... Almost intelligible.
"I'm not a snob. Ask anybody. Well, anybody who matters."
"There's a basic rule which runs through all kinds of music, kind of an unwritten rule. I don't know what it is."
"We use volume to drive evil spirits out the back of your head, and by evil spirits I mean the job, the boss, the spouse, the probation officer."
David Lee Roth
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."
"Damn, I look good with guns."
"I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs."
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